Hello there Mme, K.,
I am all set! With saline in one hand and a few wires in the other, we'll set this naughty patient straight. I mentioned he made blonde jokes at dinner last night... and today he quipped that his conference was more interesting than our get-together plans. Sounds to me like someone's trying to get our...goats.
If you ask me, this boy is rreeeeeaallly asking for it. And boy is he ever going to get it!